I thought it'd be fun to quiz you on how well you know me. There are a dozen questions here and a prize for the person who gets the most answers right. The prize is nice; you'll enjoy it.
The answers are at the bottom of the post. We're on the honor system, so tell us how many questions you got correct. In case of a tie, the final question calls for a one-sentence essay which will be judged to break the tie. The contest ends Monday morning.
1. What scares Ally the most?
A. Riding a motorcycle at 140 mph
B. Mixing patterns
C. Buying women's panties in a department store
2. For a living, Ally:
A. Boxes professionally
B. Practices commercial law
C. Steals candy from little children
3. What does Ally love most?
B. Mens suits
4. When Ally comments on blogs, she's:
A. Curt and dismissive
B. Haughty and condescending
C. Friendly and supportive
5. To relax, Ally enjoys:
A. Reading fashion blogs
B. Torturing ants with a magnifying glass
C. Brewing her special brand of moonshine
6. Ally's favorite blog is:
B. Someone else's
C. Honey Boo Boo's
7. Ally's favorite sport is:
8. Ally's earliest memory of wanting to be a girl was at age:
9. Ally's favorite movie of this year is:
A. "The Three Stooges"
B. "Green Lantern"
C. "The Artist"
10. What kind of sibling did Ally have:
A. A brother
B. A sister
C. An alien of indefinite gender
11. Ally's lifetime dream is to be:
A. A rich financier
B. A snarling lizard
C. A sweet woman
12. Tiebreaker Question: In one sentence, describe Ally's fashion style.
Answers: 1. C; 2. B; 3. C; 4. C; 5. A; 6. A; 7. A; 8. A; 9. C; 10. A; 11. C