I need two things. First, a satin dress in a pretty shade of purple, pink or blue. Strapless and elegant. With a built-in petticoat. Fortunately, I found one today. At a thrift-store for $14.
Next, I need a party. An occasion to twirl and pose, preen and primp. A chance to display my feminine wiles.
Where, oh where is my invitation?? Have you seen it?