I just received a new spy mission.
An international criminal syndicate recently stole secret plans for technology that turns apple juice into gasoline. Uncontrolled use of this new technology could upset the entire apple cart of global commerce. And strike at the core of the way we live, taking a bite out of our economic superiority.
My job -- sneak into a formal gala tonight at the headquarters of the syndicate, quietly invade a locked room where the technology is being stored, retrieve the flash-drive and get out without being detected or killed. Fortunately, I have a white dinner-jacket and lock-picking tools to assist me.
If you don't see any posts from me after tonight, start buying apples. Lots of them.