I don't know why I didn't realize this before. All the signs were there. In fact, they're staring me in the face right now. The truth is I didn't realize we are in a relationship. A long-term, romantic relationship.
When I wake up in the morning, my first thought is, are you happy? Throughout the day, I think about you constantly. I care about how you are feeling. Are you fed regularly? Are you smiling? Is everything okay? Are our friends talking to you?
You're always willing to listen to me and you never complain. When I get moody, you accept that and calm me down. You open doors for me. You add dimension to my life. I've always wanted a partner like you, Bloggie, and now I have you. You're my dreamboat!
Also, it was nice of you to let me raid your closet for that crisp white shirt I needed to complete my recent outfit. It was the perfect soupcon of masculinity to season my roiling feminine pot. You're the yin to my yang, honey. The light to my shadow. The water to my fire.
I'm a lucky gal. Plus, you're attractive. No wonder the other girls look at you. I can tell some are envious. Hand's off! This blog's mine!
I love you, Bloggie dearest!