Hello, my name is Ally Kat. I am running for Mayor of Blogtown. I'd like your vote.
What qualifications, you may ask, do I have for this esteemed position? Honestly, none -- but that hasn't stopped politicians from getting elected year-after-year. At least with me, you'll have some pretty outfits to look at while I'm in office.
Remember, your vote counts. Elect me so we don't have to suffer under the tyranny of my competitor, the evil giant Gracey...
I'll vote for anyone who wears short dresses and heels.
ReplyDeleteThen I'm your woman!
DeleteTyranny?! I'll show you tyranny!
ReplyDeleteWait. No. Everyone can see these comments right? So, hahahaha, just kidding. I'd never be tyrannical. I mean, if you don't want to wear orange or culottes, that's totally okay. No one's getting sent to the Gulag for that (anymore). So vote for me. No more Gulag!
Ha! So that's your campaign slogan -- "No more torture!" I may sail into office in the face of that wind. :-)
DeleteI'll vote for you! We need someone with good fashion sense in blog town. Not that Gracey doesn't have good fashion sense mind you. But you also have that badass thing going on with the motorcycling. So you have my vote!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Beth. I'm gonna bake you a cake for this.
DeleteI'll vote for you Ally, because those killer legs can't lie. Ally for Mayor of Blogtown!
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Lenya
FashionDreams&Lifestyle
Thanks, Lenya! We're on the same wavelength.
DeleteYou certainly have a point…. but I think you are certainly more qualified than one too many politicians for that position ! You got my vote.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Lorena. If it's more convenient, you can mail in an absentee ballot. :-)
DeleteI'll vote for any mayor that doesn't smoke crack. That might be a joke that only people living in Toronto understand. LOL
ReplyDeleteI love the detail on that dress!
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Suzanne
Mayor Ford became INTERNATIONAL news and frequent fodder for late-night comics here in the U.S. So, yes, we get the reference. If elected, I promise to smoke crack only when I'm off-duty. :-)
Deleteyou have my vote! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you mouse!
DeleteThat joke above about the mayor of Toronto ^^ I die!
ReplyDeleteWait what is this for? Is it an actual competition? If so, I'll vote for you!
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madame-ostrich.com
Thank you buddy. Honestly, I was seeing a lot of annoying election ads and just thought it'd be humorous to poke fun at them. Spur of the moment satire. Sometimes my blog is like an issue of The Onion!
DeleteAWESOME dress! You totes have my vote! Aaaand that rhymes. Oy!
ReplyDeleteTotes and votes rhyme lol..P.s you got my vote :D
ReplyDeleteha - ally! you got my vote too!
ReplyDeleteand i´m sure you have great qualifications for a leader! honestly :-)
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My vote goes to you miss ally cat... Plus the fiat is my favourite ever car
ReplyDeleteThen you'll enjoy the ride!
DeleteDressed for success! You might be dressing for distraction with that hemline!
ReplyDeleteBecause of my height, normal-length hems look scandalously short on me. I've come to terms with it. Besides, my legs are my best feature. :-)
DeleteYou have my vote, haha, and I love this outfit. x/Madison
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THANK YOU for the most adorable Halloween card ever! It is sitting right by our wedding photo right now :)
ReplyDeleteAlso, Yes about Oak Park! I need to read up on more, but Kyle took a Michigan history course once, and knows a lot about our city. I tend to forget everything. I have been to the Ferndale (where I grew up) historical museum about 12 times and cannot remember shit that I saw there. Oh well.
Ha! You definitely have my vote. Love the dress too!
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styleontheside.com
I would vote for you any day of the week. I'll even let you pose with my super cute dog the voter appeal such a picture might garner. :)
ReplyDeleteYour humorous posts are always amongst my very favourite, Ally, and this one was just the happiness inducing ticket I needed right now, as my spirits are a bit down due to the fact that the flu decided to attack me this week.
♥ Jessica
Thanks, Jessica. I hope you feel better soon.
DeleteHahaha! I love this, and I love the idea of you and Gracey facing off in a televised debate.
ReplyDeleteAlso, this dress really suits you. The hem reminds me of a fancy glass lampshade, in the best possible way. You could wear a little shrug too, if it gets chilly!
oh so nice. My got would definitely go for you (esp when you're showing off your legs!)
ReplyDeleteYou definitely got my vote!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou got my vote babe :)
ReplyDeleteBuy my vote... bring me donuts.
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