An international criminal syndicate recently stole secret plans for technology that turns apple juice into gasoline. Uncontrolled use of this new technology could upset the entire apple cart of global commerce. And strike at the core of the way we live, taking a bite out of our economic superiority.
My job -- sneak into a formal gala tonight at the headquarters of the syndicate, quietly invade a locked room where the technology is being stored, retrieve the flash-drive and get out without being detected or killed. Fortunately, I have a white dinner-jacket and lock-picking tools to assist me.
If you don't see any posts from me after tonight, start buying apples. Lots of them.
Ha!!!!!!! You seem to be cosplaying like me!
ReplyDeleteyou can do it ;)
ReplyDeleteYou are so great! I hope you succeed in your super secret mission!!
ReplyDeleteHehe, good luck, you can do it buddy! :)
ReplyDeleteIf anyone can succeed at a super secret mission I am sure it is you! I just bought a bag of apples but I think they are New Zealand apples. Does that count?
ReplyDeletexoxo
The best of luck to you. Heee!!
ReplyDeletehihi!
ReplyDeletedon´t wear high heels - maybe you have to run fast :-)
xx
Good luck with your mission!!!! See you on the other side!
ReplyDeleteI really do need to learn how to lock pick. This post just shows that you never know when you might be tapped to be a secret agent.
ReplyDeleteHA… i am waiting for the signal.. so i can go buy the apples!
ReplyDeletefunny that i just bought apples last night :)
ReplyDeleteglad to see (by today's new post) that you made it out alive!