The other day when I spotted several spiderwebs in my backyard, I looked for but didn't see any spiders. I figured they must be down at the local bar, chugging beers and making fun of Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire.
Tonight, I was startled to come face-to-face with Mr. Spider. He was outdoors, in his element, so I let him be. I was surprised at his large size -- he was as big as a silver-dollar. I have no clue what type of spider he is. Or if he's dating Emma Stone.