Most commercially-made Halloween costumes are lame. They're constructed of cheap material and ridiculously expensive. Plus, it seems like 90% of costumes for women are excessively-revealing and marketed as "Sexy [Whatever]."
One guy made fun of this situation by parodying it. He made fake costumes and secretly put them in a Halloween store. Some of them are funny, like these...
How silly! Yes, I wanted a Dorothy costume once and all I could find were these vile 'sexy' numbers!x
ReplyDeleteLOL man stuck at the mall is priceless! I'm sure most men can relate!
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Ha ha! These are funny. They didn't include anything for my husband, the metrosexual that likes shopping as much as I do.
ReplyDeleteBack in the day I made my own costume in grade 8, I was a car accident victim. Did all my own makeup, borrowed my brother's old leg cast and looked like one of the walking dead, long before there time. I placed in the top 3 costumes, but nobody wanted to dance with me! After that I think I went with the sexy costumes because I wanted to dance ; )
Hahaha, I love these!
ReplyDeleteAnd you are right, most female costumes are sexy + something, made from cheap fabric (or actually polyester) and badly made. Of course the price is waay too high for the thing. Ah, I think this year, I'll make my own.
It's been a bit of "one of those weeks" and goodness did I need a lighthearted chuckle right now. Thank you for delivering such a fun, festive one in the middle of the night, Ally. These are just terrific!
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Oh funny! That guy waiting at the mall - I have seen him : >
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh , my favorite is the sexy potato best wishes .
ReplyDeleteHahaha OMG this was soooo funny. Especially the last one LOL
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I have the Man stuck at mall with wife down to an art. Feels like every weekend. I really want to do a Halloween party now lol
ReplyDeleteVery clever!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHA
ReplyDeletetoo funny. i like #7738! hahahahaha
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