It takes a big man to apologize. And I'm 6'0", so I qualify.
I've made some missteps lately. To quell growing criticism, I've chosen to say I'm sorry. Honestly, I'm not really sorry, but sometimes you've got to bite the bullet. To keep the train from going off the tracks. And get the ball back in bounds. So, here goes...
- I apologize to Gracey for implying she isn't a giant and is actually a little person who's very skilled at Photoshop.
- I apologize to Sheila for saying Canada's bloggers dress like Artic (oops, Arctic) polar bears.
- I apologize to Sara for tweeting she's a hipster when, in fact, she's a dork.
- I apologize to Emma for spreading a rumor she climbs rock-walls to avoid being captured by the police when the truth is she just likes to climb rock-walls.
- I apologize to Daphne for imitating her outfits every chance I get.
- I apologize to Sarah for wanting so badly to be her girlfriend that I bombard her blog with comments.
- I apologize to Sharon for teasing her about living in New Jersey; those of us in New York can't help doing that.
- I apologize to Amber for admiring her hair so much I hired a guy to cut it off while she's sleeping.
- I apologize to Jessica for loving her vintage blog so much I get mushy when I talk about it.
- I apologize to Lisa for telling people that her cloche proves she's a time-traveler.
- I apologize to Jodi for constantly telling her how much I wish I was her.
- I apologize to Jen for bragging that her daughter Juni is the cutest girl in the world when she's really only in the top three.
- I apologize to Beth for raiding her fridge and drinking all the beer.
- I apologize to Meghan and Megan for calling the cops and accusing them of writing obscene stories.
- I apologize to Hollie for making her sound better than she really is when I talked about her clever boxing glove post.
- I apologize to Elle for applying makeup like a drunk sailor despite her daily efforts to help me improve.
- I apologize for Fuzzy for sending so much snail-mail.
- I apologize to Kathy for pestering her for a Margharita.
Do you forgive me??
Oi, where's my apology!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll do a second post; I thought of you but this post got too long. Sorry!
DeleteLOL you are too cute. I forgive you...but I don't know if my husband will if you drank all the beer! Kidding. I'd love to actually have a beer WITH you someday!
ReplyDeleteAll this apologizing - you sound Canadian! And I apologize to fellow Canadians for perpetuating this stereotype. Ha. We aren't really sorry anyway.
ReplyDeleteha ha! Good one Melanie : )
DeleteOh..and sorry about that ; )
I can't forgive you! Sorry about that.
DeleteI actually enjoy that someone implies that I'm good at Photoshop. I'll totally take that! But, of course I forgive you!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! I actually instinctively reached up and touched my hair, and then looked back at my bed. I think you and my cat are in cahoots. Such a clever post!
ReplyDeleteHa! I imagined you doing that -- and you did!
DeleteLove it, as long as you sleep better now that's all that matters right?
ReplyDeleteYup!
DeleteAw. All is forgiven! ha ha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Hollie.
DeleteSilly, you can "pester" me for a margarita any time. It's never pestering when it's coming from you. 😄
ReplyDeleteThat's okay, we like the handcuffs.
ReplyDeleteGiggles, can you be forgiven for the truth? Don't forget the riding crop, my dear Meghan! We're off to be NAUGHTY (J/K)
ReplyDelete(or not j/k)
DeleteWell you have been busy! Sheila and I happen to be among the few Canadians who don't live in igloos. Most of the rest do.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Can I have a ride on your dog-sled?
DeleteLOL, you're hilarious! I was like, "WTF? Apologize? For what?" when you are really a sly devil who is driving blog traffic. ;-P Can't wait to get the gloves - got your email, sweets.
ReplyDeletelol, cute post.
ReplyDeletehehe loved this! made my night.
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny. At first, I was like, whhhataat? You can totally be my girlfriend. Plus, comments are always awesome!
ReplyDeleteArise and worry no more! Your apology is entirely accepted, dear Ally. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun, creative idea for a post. We need more shows of adoration from one blogger to some of their favourite peers like this.
♥ Jessica
You are one amazing human being sweet Ally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a wonderful post.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who those other two kids are, but she can take 'em!! She's deceptively strong for being so tiny!
ReplyDeleteLOL this was too funny to read! I love it :)
ReplyDeleteFORGIVEN!
ReplyDelete(even though I really am a time traveller. hehe)
Lisa.
Fun post Ally .. you are the sweetest most cutest blogger about
ReplyDeleteSuch a flattering apology.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
Daphne.