Megan! Put down those scissors. You can play with them after class. Lynne! Stop talking with Sheila. The two of you are so chatty. Remember, we're here to learn, not have fun.
Today's subject is fashion. Developing a personal style is difficult, but if you study your lessons carefully, fashion will improve your lives.
Class, observe what I'm wearing. I began with a prim, conservative dress and, to make it fresh and interesting, added a trendy scarf in orange. Repeat after me, "Orange is the new black." Very good.
Pay attention also to my new matching starfish ring. Jewelry and accessories are a fun way to perk up an outfit.
I extend the orange theme by wearing my new nailpolish from Sara. Sara has been excused from class so she can walk down the wedding aisle with Kyle. They plan to live happily ever after. Wish them luck, class.
Oh, that's the bell. Class dismissed!